I WOULD CRY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Happy Birthday Daniel Radcliffe
23 July 1989
- harry was the ”cat” lover
- zayn was obssesed with mirrors and his hair
- louis was known as the one in red pants and stripes
- liam had a phobia of spoons
- and niall was the one who just wanted to eat
I thought it was about Harry Potter. And I was so confused.
this was too cool not to reblog
When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
That last story is worth reblogging
SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY
This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd
”You wanna go get McDonald’s?”
EVERYONE ON THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD SEE THIS
we hold on to the wrong things as humans
man what the fuck……
thank you Sam Pepper for making the world realize
THIS IS FUCKING GREAT
Oh hey that’s a cute shot of Jensen and Jar— OMG IS HE FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?